TARBOT: the necklace…
which is, btw, made out of real bat wings
CROE: oh. my. god.
loved to death, eh
TARBOT: I’d be afraid the ghost of christmas bat would come haunt me while I was sleeping
overall it’s pretty well executed
or so it seems anyway
I wonder what “treated” means
ooooh, you think she kills the bats for her creations?
or just finds dead ones ?
CROE: i dunno…
maybe she turns her enemies into bats
and THEN kills them
TARBOT: if I were a bat enthusiast, I could see myself purchasing it. it does look well made… expensive
and it sold, so someone did buy it
CROE: uh huh
i wonder what they have planned for their necklace “treated for durability”
CROE: the bat skull is real too i take it?
TARBOT: oh hmmm I dunno
that just upped its creepy factor by 5 though
CROE: it’s a 24K gold gilt bat skull
CROE: right. says they want the animal to live on after its death
hmm, so after you die, do you want to become a piece of jewelry?
because if so, you may wish to inform your relatives
i’m not sure they would guess that those were your wishes
TARBOT: oh nice
CROE: i wonder if they can be used as a back-up denture or something
some bling bling
CROE: your steak knife isn’t sharp enough
you just grab your muskrat mandible earring
CROE: it would be especially fitting if your entree were muskrat